13 August 2009

I Know You. Oops. My Mistake.

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It Snowed for Days and Days.

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I Remember the Monsters of My Childhood Turning Into the Monsters of My Late Middle Age Without Much Trouble or Fuss.

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In Your Single Letter Home the Stamp Was a Funny Many-Headed Bird.

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Wrong, Wrong, Wrong, Wrong.

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I'm Looking at the World's Most Beautiful Umbrella Right Now.

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I'm Watching a Spider in the Upper Corner of My Darkened Bedroom. Its Web Looks Like a Tiny Airport.

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Hey I Just Got a Parking Ticket Don't You Just Hate That Grrr.

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Ugly Feelings On the Internet For Everyone to Read.

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Niagara Falls Has Ruined Us All.

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Sent From My iPhone.

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When I Was Young I Used to Love Jumping Into Big Piles of Leaves. I'm Thinking About This Right Now.

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I'm Petting a Kitten Right Now.

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I'm Watching Strangers Pass Below Me On the Street Right Now and Wondering If In Different Circumstances We Might Become Friends.

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I'm Eating a Salad Right Now.

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